8 Stories About How It Can Suck To Work On July 4th, And 4 Stories About How It Can Be Awesome
Dear readers,
Happy Fourth Of July from Not Always Right (or as one of our British editors calls it: ‘Treason Day’)! To all our readers who are celebrating today, we hope you have a great day! To those who are unfortunately working, we’d like to share with you eight stories in solidarity about how much it can suck to work on July The Fourth, but also four inspiring stories as to how it can sometimes not be so bad!
Why it can suck: 😔
Scorn On The Fourth Of July – A firework that goes off at 30,000ft is not a firework… that’s a missile.
A Great July 4th Starts On July 3rd – I’m workin’ five to five!
He’s Parking Mad – It’s not a real apology if it’s just said to get something out of you…
The End Is Just The Beginning – How dare you not have full staffing on a holiday!
The Fireworks Are Starting Early – Oh yay. Another “respect your elders” said by an elder deserving of zero respect.
The Older They Are, The More Childishly They Behave – Aaaaand someone demanding respect as an elder who isn’t even an elder!
Next Time We’ll Let Him Drown – Are holiday tourists bad? It deep-ends…
Maybe SHE Should Be Sleeping – Booking a same-day hotel room on the Fourth Of July? Are you stupid?
And why it can be awesome: 😃
Mac And Please – It might suck to work on the holiday but when some customers appreciate it via cheese… well… it’s not so bad!
Tipped To Be A Good One – We’re so used to getting complaints that we’ve totally forgotten about that other thing… the… y’know… not-complaints.
A Good Kind Of Tea Party This Time – This is not the holiday for calorie counting.
Signs The Nation Is Still Great – If Kathy is happy then so are we.
We hope you enjoyed this Fourth-Of-July-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:
23 Hilarious Stories About Customers Not Quite Getting July 4th!
