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(My boyfriend and I are cuddling in bed, about to go to sleep. I have a tendency to say some really stupid things, despite years of university education, leading him to call me a ‘dumb smart person.’ We’re also both massive nerds, and often speak in 133t.)

Me: “Mmph. Goodnight, I love you.”

Boyfriend: “I love you too, beautiful.”

Me: “No! You do NOT love me two! You less-than-three me!” (<3)

Boyfriend: “Um … honey, less than three is two…”