79% Water, 21% Fat-Headed

| Germany | Right | July 17, 2011

Customer: “Do you stock world maps here?”

Me: “Sure.”

(I show the woman some maps of varying sizes.)

Customer: “Those maps depict so much water. Don’t you have any without so much water in them?”

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  • Scott Frank Clemons

    …So you just want a brown piece of paper, then? Because, that’s what Earth looks like without water. (Probably. Maybe.)