He’s Not Really The Mario-ing Kind

Me: “So, that guy who had a crush on me at work finally popped the question.”

Boyfriend: “Already? It’s only been a week!”

Me: “He was working a little too closely to me, trying to rub elbows, when he finally asked me, ‘So, Playstation or Xbox?’.”

Boyfriend: “Oh, that question.”

Me: “Yep. And when I told him, ‘Neither, Wii’, his face went blank and he backed away.”

Boyfriend: “Well, good thing you managed to let him down gently.”

Me: “I don’t know if I would say that. He looked betrayed. Anyway, want to play Kart?”