Breast Not To Guess A Woman’s Age

(I am out for a walk in a woodland park, where I happen to meet up with a lady with her grandchildren. As we are all heading in the same direction, I walk with them for a while. Having been introduced to the boy (aged about 5) and girl (aged about 4), I then asked them about their Gran.)

Me: “And is this your big sister?”

Girl: “No, that’s our Nana.”

Me: “She doesn’t look old enough!”

(The grandmother chuckles at my clichéd compliment.)

Boy: *indignantly* “She is old enough! She’s got boobs!”