Unfiltered Story #67483

Conversation of the day.

Me: “Did you find everything you needed today?”

Customer (a very petite young lady): “Not really. You don’t have the size I need in the paper mache letters. I only found this small one, but I want the big “D.” Actually, I *need* the big “D.”

Me (making full eye contact and perfectly straight face, just to see if she’s messing with me): “So the you want the Big “D?” I can get you the Big “D” if you want to order it. Or, if you go online, they’ll deliver the Big “D” right to your door.”

Customer (oblivious): “Nah, I’ll just get the small “d” for now. Maybe it will work.”

I had to take a break after that one because I almost peed myself holding in the juvenile giggle fits.