Unfiltered Story #67451

(I work in the computer lab at my school. My job usually entails counting the people who are using the computer lab every half hour, and fixing paper jams in the printers. This happened while I was at work on a Thursday afternoon.)

Student: I’m going to the store, what can I get you?

Me: I’m ok, I don’t need anything.

Student: Nooooo, what can I get you?

Me: I really don’t need anything.

Student: (Getting more aggressive) NOOOOOO What can I get you?”

Me: I’m really ok.

Student: (walking towards door) I’ll just get you something that I’m getting.

(He ended up coming back and giving me a bottle of Mango Juice and Tropical Carrot juice. I hate carrots, so I gave that bottle to my friends. Apparently I looked really hungry.)