Unfiltered Story #67437

Unfiltered | February 2, 2017

(I have been helping an elderly woman in the toddler section of store for about twenty minutes. She’s looking for a small boy who likes dinosaurs and so does my son, so I let her know as we look around. She’s finally satisfied with her items.)

Customer: So are you expecting again?

Me: Excuse me?

Customer: You’re pregnant, right?

Me: No, ma’am, just fat.