Unfiltered Story #67400
(This happens two days before Hunting season opens making it Black Saturday, the day after Black friday) Customer 1: OMG (Customer 2) look at these! They have Jerky Shooters. Didn’t your husband have that on his Christmas list?
Customer 2: Yes. Did you find them?
Customer 1: Over here, but they don’t look right.
Me: Excuse me ladies did you need some help?
Customer 1: Yes! How do they work?
Me: You put the meat you want to make into jerky and you squeeze the trigger to put it on the tray.
(They both share an uneasy look of confusion) Customer 1: So its a jerky gun?
Me: Yes that’s another name for it.
Customer 2: So how far does it shoot?
Me: Not far at all, it shoots on a tray.
Customer 2: But I don’t get it? How far away would we have to stand to catch the jerky on the tray?
Me: (dumbfounded by stupidity and after a brief pause) You put the tray on the table and unless you bump it, it won’t fall off.
Customer 1: Do you squeeze it gently so that doesn’t happen?
Me: No? It’s like icing a cake nice and smooth. You put the ground up meat in shooter and it comes out nice and smooth.
Customer 1 and 2: OOOOOHHH!
Customer 1: I thought it shot like a gun and we had to catch it with the tray. We feel really dumb now! Thank you sir for putting up with us.
(They walk away laughing and embarrassed as I start laughing and telling my coworkers the story over our radios)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?