Unfiltered Story #67347

(I am the customer, calling a local store to find out the price to fix my cell phone.)

Me: *dials number*

(The phone rings for a few minutes. What sounds like an automated voice comes on.)

Voice: [company name] *pause* *click*

Me: *blink* Uhm…. *dials again*

Voice: [company name]

Me: Uh… hello?

Voice: Hello. *pause* Uhm… can I help you?

Me: ….. uh. Yes. I would like to know how much it costs to repair a charge port.

Voice: Okay. What type of phone?

(I give the brand and model of the phone.)

Voice: If we can do that, it will be $55. *click*

Me: …. maybe I don’t want to go to these people, now.