Unfiltered Story #67343

Unfiltered | October 30, 2016

I work the night shift at a hotel. I get this call well after midnight:

Customer: Do you have any rooms for the night?

Me: I’m sorry, sir, but we are completely full.

Customer: What was that?

Me: I said we’re full.

Customer: What?

Me (switching tactics): We are sold out.

Customer: Oh. You are supposed to say sold out from the start, not full. F***ing learn how to talk.

*phone goes dead*

Me: *speechless*