Unfiltered Story #67327
A pair of young boys have come into my store with only a dollar to spend. They ask a few times if I can give them “samples” and eventually flat-out ask for free candy, which I refuse.
Younger boy: “Do you go to church?”
Me: “…what?”
Younger boy: “Do you go to church?”
Me: “No?”
Younger boy: “So, you don’t believe in God?”
Me: “I believe in God, I just don’t like going to church. I’d rather read the Bible myself.”
Younger boy: “Oh. You’re rich, right?”
Me: “What? No.”
Younger boy: “You’re wealthy.”
Me: “No!”
Younger boy: “You’re… poor?”
Me: “Yes.”
Younger boy: “How poor?”
Me: “I make nine hundred dollars a month. My bills are a thousand dollars a month.”
Younger boy: “Then how do you pay all your bills?”
Me: “I don’t!”
The boys both leave at this point, and I’m left wondering what they were trying to accomplish by asking me such questions.
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
