Unfiltered Story #67325

I’m 16 and have been working in this store for almost a year now. I live in a small town so I’m familiar with alot of the customers. It’s about 8:45am when a customer comes in that I have never seen before. He’s pretty old, and male. I ring his sale through and this conversation proceeds.

Me: Enjoy the rest of your day, sir!

Customer: You have a nice night. Don’t get up to too much mischief! *winks*

Customer: Why did minnie mouse leave mickey? Because he found out she was fucking goofy! *winks again* He then leaves.

Me: *stares in shock*

Coworker: Did he just..?