Unfiltered Story #67313

Unfiltered | September 30, 2016

(I work on the photo team at a very large water park. Since it’s the end of the day, I’m outside the photo shop waving a sign encouraging guests to go look at their photos. A guy in his mid-teens comes up to me.)

Guy: “This is really awkward, but can I hug you?”

Me: “Please don’t.”

Guy: “My friends dared me to hug ten lifeguards.”

Me: “Dude, I’m not even a lifeguard.”

Guy: “Okay, just shake my hand and we’ll call it good.”

Me: *skeptically* “Okay…”

(We shake hands and he walks away.)