Unfiltered Story #67306

Unfiltered | September 23, 2016

Guest: Hi, we have a party of 6 coming in. Can I use your phone?

Me: I’m sorry sir, we can’t allow guests to use the phone and it doesn’t make outgoing calls anyway.

Guest: . . . you’re making that up! Why would it not make outgoing calls?!

Me: I’m sorry sir, it just doesn’t.

Guest: You’re making that up!

Me: *incredulously* Would you like me to go get my manager?

Guest: Yeah! Go get your manager!

Me: Alright.

(About a minute later)

Manager: *repeats what I said*

Guest: *walks off grumpily*