Unfiltered Story #67289

Unfiltered | September 6, 2016

(I work at a cookie shop, we sell cookies and ice-cream and those are the only items on display)

Me: Hello, Can I help you?

Customer: *Says something incomprehensible*

Me: I’m sorry I didn’t catch that, can you repeat it?

Customer: Two Scotch pies

Me: We don’t sell pies I’m afraid, sorry

Customer: Do you not?

Me: The shop around the corner does, you could try them

Customer: Oh…