Unfiltered Story #67288

Unfiltered | September 5, 2016

(I am young female cashier dealing with a middle-aged male customer. The store I work for has a loyalty card that earns points for each dollar spent that eventually earn customers discounts.)

Me: Do you have a club card?

Customer: Sure do! My wife would spank me if I didn’t get her her points!

Me: *Laughs and takes card*

Customer: Not that that’s necessarily a bad thing… *sly look*

Me: *speechless*

Customer: *looking shocked at what he just said* Ummm…

Me: *laughing* Have a nice night sir!

(As awkward as it was, it was probably the funniest thing I’d heard a customer say!)