Unfiltered Story #67279

Unfiltered | August 27, 2016

(I receive a phone call)

Girl: Wonder if you can help me. A friend told me Slayer are appearing at your shopping centre today.

Me : Slayer?

Girl : Yeah. The band, Slayer.

Me : You’re asking me if Slayer, the hardcore heavy metal band are coming to our shopping centre to make an appearance today?

Girl : Yeah, the metal band. I f***ing love ‘em. Are they coming or what?

Me : No. They’re not really a shopping centre band, are they.

Girl : You’re sh*****g me.

(Girl hangs up).