Unfiltered Story #67274
Unfiltered
| August 22, 2016
Customer: [extremely condescending and definitely under the impression that, if you work in retail, you must not be the slightest bit intelligent] “I need a pound of American cheese.”
Me: “Someone’s using that right now, can I get you any meats until the cheese slicer is free?”
Customer: “I need provolone. Is Stella Swiss provolone?”
Me: “…no…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?