Unfiltered Story #67268

<i>(At around 11:30pm, a customer walks in.)</i> <p> <b>Me:</b> We close at midnight.
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<i>(The customer wanders around the store, shopping.)</i> <p> <b>Me:</b> <i>(At 11:45pm)</i> We are closing in 15 minutes.
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<i>(The customer continues shopping.)</i> <p> <b>Me:</b> <i>(At 11:55pm)</i> We are closing in 5 minutes.
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<i>(Still, the customer continues shopping.) <p> <b>Me:</b> <i>(At 11:59pm)</i> We are closing in 1 minute.
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<i>(The customer finally leaves at 12:01. He turns around as he’s walking out the door.)</i> <p> <b>Customer:</b> Gee, I didn’t mean to be a trouble maker, you don’t have to be mean!