Unfiltered Story #67229

Unfiltered | July 4, 2016

I work at a pizza place with “Pizza” in the name. A few weeks ago, one of the phone lines rang, and a coworker grabbed it.

Coworker: Thank you for calling Pizza ****, would you like a pickup or delivery?

Customer: Oh, I have a question.

Coworker: Yes, sir?

Customer: Do you guys do pizza, or just hoagies?

Coworker: *Confused, extended silence* We… do pizzas. Small and large with your choice of toppings.

Customer: Oh, great! Can I get a large turkey hoagie?