Unfiltered Story #67171

Me: Thank you for calling [Medical Clinic]’s Answering Service. My name is [Name], how may I help you?

Caller: I need to speak to [person with office] is they still in?

Me: No sir, the office has left for the day, we expect them back tomorrow at eight. Would you like to leave a message?

Caller: So she not in? When she be back?

Me: After eight tomorrow when the office returns I believe.

Caller: When will they be open?

Me: Eight to Five.

Caller: That’s what time?

Me: Eight to five sir.

Caller: And they’re not in now?

Me: *Checks clock, 7:35PM* No

Caller: And when they open?

Me: Eight AM

Caller: Wait, when do they open?

Me: Eight, tomorrow morning.

Caller: And that’s tomorrow, right? What time?

Me: Yes, tomorrow morning at eight AM.

Caller: *Disconnects*

Me: *head-desk*