Unfiltered Story #67088

Unfiltered | February 6, 2016

I work on the sales side for a company whose day has a word that rhymes with a few terms for male genitalia, and I’m very careful with pronouncing the company name so it doesn’t give the wrong impression.

Me: Hi, this is [me] from [company name]. May I speak with [customer] please?

Customer: I’m sorry, who is this again?

Me: *repeats name and company name*

Customer: *sheepishly* Uhhh…isn’t that another name for [male genitalia]?

Me: Sir, if it was, I’d have to start charging you.

Customer: *laughs*