Unfiltered Story #67048

Unfiltered | December 28, 2015

(I work in the seasonal department of a well-known department store. I’m just about to start closing the register down for the night and it’s already past closing time. A man walks in who is obviously intoxicated.)

Me; Sir, I apologize. We are closed for the night. If there is something I can get for you, I can help you quick, but I’ll have to limit your browsing.

Customer: F*** you, b****! I done need the bathroom. A mans got to do his business.

Me: I apologize again, Sir, but we have no public restrooms in this store. Now, I’m going to have to ask you to please leave. I won’t tolerate your language directed to me.

Customer: But I have to go! Now!

(This man proceeds to stagger over to one of our faux Christmas tree displays.)

Screw it! Don’t say I didn’t warn ya!

(The customer pulls down his pants zipper and urinates on one of our trees and on our carpet. Not only is he acting completely inappropriate, he is also singing “Jingle Bells” very loudly. I have our security on the phone and shortly, two security officers are attempting to escort the customer of the sale floor.)

Customer: I warned the lady at the desk that I had to go! This is her fault! I’ll sue and take all of your jobs!

Me: Good luck with that, Sir.

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