Unfiltered Story #67033

I work in a booth in a parking lot at a hotel collecting money as the people go through. I usually get asked for directions to the parking garage. This happened one time.

Patron: Oh, can you direct me to the parking garage?

Me: Of course. At the stop sign, go strait, and it’s the second entrance on your right.

Patron: So I turn left at the stop sign?

Me: No sir, at the stop sign you go strait.

Patron: So I turn right?

Me: No sir, you go strait.

Patron: So I go strait?

Me: Yes sir, and it is the second entrance on your right.

Patron: Okay, thank you!

Me: Have a great day sir.

I turned around to look to see if he went in the right direction, and he turned right at the stop sign. Really?