Unfiltered Story #67027

USA | Unfiltered | December 7, 2015

(There an unruly guy outside, demanding to get in. Our policy is to lock the doors after 11 pm. Only guests may enter.)

Manager: “Can I help you?”

Unruly Guy: “I demand to use the bathroom!”

Manager: “Well, that’s for guest use only.”

Unruly Guy: “You can’t deny me the bathroom in a public place!”

Manager: “This is a privately owned property, sir.”

Unruly Guy: “You’re a liar! Public goes in here all the time! You want me to pee right here, then, huh? You’re a pervert!”

Manager: “Sir…”

Unruly Guy: “YOU LYING FAT PIG! YOU LYING FAT COMMUNIST PORKBELLY PIG!” *stomps away*

Manager: “…”

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