Unfiltered Story #66996

Fairborn, OH | Unfiltered | November 6, 2015

(A former manager had told me this story. Our store closes at 1 am, while this takes place at 2 am. For some reason, the manager is still wearing her headset while doing some paperwork in the office.)

Customer: *drives onto the speaker*

Speaker: This store is closed, please visit us again. This store is closed, please visit us again…

(The speaker repeats for about two minutes before the customer speaks up.)

Customer: **** it! I can’t get no grass, I can’t get no pussy, now I can’t get no (store)! *drives off*

(My manager bursts out laughing and pauses in her paperwork to take off her headset.)

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