Unfiltered Story #66986

Me: “I’ll have <item> and <item> thanks.”

Cashier: “Sure. Is that all?”

(Unfortunately, I misheard her and thought she asked “Are you South African?”)

Me: *confused* “No?”

(The woman, looking a bit bemused, waits patiently for the rest of my order.)

Cashier: “So did you want anything else?”

Me: “Oh, no thanks.”

(Later, the friend I was with asked me about my weird behavior, and I realised that I had misheard)