Unfiltered Story #66971
Unfiltered
| October 12, 2015
I get the strangest phone calls during third shift at the gas station. Case in point:
Teen girl: Hi… do you guys deliver condoms?
Me: Uh… no. We sell them, but we don’t deliver.
Teen girl: How much are they?
Me: We have a three pack for $4.26.
Teen girl: Um… that’s a bit high. Can’t you knock it down a notch for me?
Me: No, not really. All we have is the three pack.
Teen girl: I only need one, though. Do you have any personal condoms I can have?
Me: Uh… no. Sorry.
Teen girl: Well, I don’t use condoms. Bye. *click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
