Unfiltered Story #66964

(The train I usually take is an express commuter train. Most trains stop at a major transfer station, but this train doesn’t. Before the train leaves Helsinki, there is an automated announcement about this. Today a helpful, but very drunk, passenger decides to supplement it.)

Announcement: This train’s next stop is [town 50 km/30 miles away].

Drunk Passenger: That’s right! So if you’re going to [transfer station] or [other suburban station], get off now because this train doesn’t go there!