I am working the closing shift one night and a customer comes into the drive through.
Me: Hello, how may I help you?
Customer: can I have 2 pies and a burger?
Me: Sure. Will that complete your order?
Customer: I want ice cream. What comes on a plain sundae?
(I had to take a moment to stop laughing to answer. My coworkers heard this and are laughing as well)
Me: Well, ice cream.
Customer: So there’s nothing on it?
Me: Nope. Just plain ice cream.