No Pain, No Brain
Coworker: “Hey, I’m bored.”
Me: “Yeah, it’s really slow today.”
(My coworker wanders around for a bit before returning with a stapler.)
Coworker: “Wanna see something awesome?”
Me: “Like what?”
Coworker: “I can put a staple in my hand, and it won’t even hurt!”
(At this point I am wondering a little bit if he might be high or something, since he is saying this with complete sincerity.)
Me: “Please don’t, you could really—”
(He flips open the stapler as I am saying this, and jabs himself right in the middle of his hand.)
Me: “—hurt yourself.”
(He stares at his hand for about ten seconds before letting out an ear-splitting scream.)
Coworker: “OWWW! Why is it bleeding?! Why is it hurting?!”
Me: “Um, because you just stabbed yourself with a stapler?”
Coworker: “But stapling yourself shouldn’t hurt! Why does my hand hurt?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?