Unfiltered Story #57207

Reading, PA | Unfiltered | June 19, 2017

I was working as a manager at a small discount grocery store. On this day it was myself and 2 cashiers. We had just had a large group of Amish women shop in the store and I was restocking in an aisle when one of my cashiers came up to me with an irate customer. This customer was carrying on about a large piece of meat and bone I the parking lot. She said it was disgusting that we would allow this in our parking lot. Not quite knowing what she was talking about I decided to investigate. To my amazement there was a large raw rib section from a cow laying in one of our parking spaces. I got two large trash bags and a pair of gloves and my cashier and I preceded to bag up the piece of meat and put it in the dumpster. This thing was heavy! I thought maybe one of the Amish women left it in our parking lot but no one ever came back to claim it. I was teased for the longest time about that very large piece of meat.

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  • Kerrie Mills

    … Do the Amish routinely travel with massive raw unpackaged hunks of cow and don’t notice when they drop it, or am I seriously missing something here?

    • Dsru Bin

      The Amish routinely get blamed for events out of the norm that people believe they would do. In other words, no, the Amish don’t routinely travel with huge hunks of raw meat, but it’s something those ridiculous country bumpkins (they don’t even use electricity, can you imagine?) would do so it was probably them.

      • Vulpis

        Kinda like how most of the rest of the world view people from the US…

        • Dsru Bin

          The difference being that we actually DO travel with huge raw hunks of beef. DOn’t want to get any of that Mad Cow in those third-world countries like the United Britain.

          • ieatworms

            damn right. I keep a cow on a spit in the back of my F150. I have a bunch of guns under it to keep it warm so I can tear off a leg and nom it while I drive around belching smoke and blasting Molly Hatchet

          • Dsru Bin

            If you’re blasting Molly Hatchet, you aren’t a real American. It should be Lynnard Skynnard. And you didn’t mention any chew, or your cousin/wife.

          • ieatworms

            I’m sorry. It’s Lynyrd Skynyrd 😉 *runs away*

          • Dsru Bin

            *blush* At least I remembered it’s spelled with ‘y’s.

      • ieatworms

        Heh, The Amish do use electricity if its for “business”. Heck the even have Cellphones. I live right smack in Amish PA and yes there are some very devout Amish that stick to the old ways but most are a sort of Amish/mennonite Hybrid(not a real term). They have iPhones, deck out their buggies with LEDs and stereos. They have power electricity from Generators and solar now too. Its possible these folks were a sect of amish. They also may have dropped the meat slab but as you said, its not a normal thing I would expect to see. Rather I would expect them to run a stop sign and then sneer at me when I have to lock my brakes to stop and not hit them…

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