Unfiltered Story #57183

(I apply for and get hired by a well known store that sells mattresses, and the other new hires and I have to go to a ‘school’ to learn how to sell. The ‘teacher’ is a very charming white guy in his 30s or 40s, dressed in pressed pants and neat shirt and most of the ‘class’ are guys in their 20s and non-white, and dressed in jeans and t shirts.)

New Hire: “Excuse me, I gotta question: how much money can you make here?”

Teacher: “It depends on you! Myself, I make oh, about $100,000 per year.”

New Hire: *hoots* “D***! You gots skilllllzzz!”

(The class buzzes with excitement at the thought of making so much.)

Teacher: *pumps fist in air* “Yep! I got SKILLZZZZ!!”

(Everyone laughed, and teacher went on with his lesson, shouting, “I GOTS SKILLZZZZ” every so often and pumping his fist. It was hilarious!)