Unfiltered Story #57178

Unfiltered | May 22, 2017

(An old customer comes, asks my coworker for something, and then leaves. I’m drinking water.)

Me: “What’d that customer want?”

Coworker: “Some shaving cream and a razor.”

Me: “Oh.” *sip*

Coworker: “Yeah, to shave his balls.” *grins*

Me: *chokes*

(And that’s how my coworker nearly killed me. Thanks for putting that picture in my head, Coworker!)