Unfiltered Story #57041

(At my store, we have scanning guns that we use to check in orders, do inventory, check prices, etc. This happens while I’m buying something for my break. Coworker #1 has just relieved coworker #2 at the register, and coworker #3 is checking something at the next register.)

Coworker #3: :(Coworker #1!) Have you got a gun?” (meaning a scanning gun)

(Me and coworkers #1 and #2 look at coworker #3)

Coworker #3: “A handgun?”

(Coworkers #1, #2, and me look at each other, and back to coworker #3, and try not to smile.)

(Coworker #3 realizes what she said, and what it sounded like, and we all die laughing.)

Me: “I think I have to post this on Not Always Working.”