Unfiltered Story #56915

(My coworker is 40, but she acts like a horny teenager sometimes. Rumor has it that she slept with the former manager to get hired. One day, instead of working, she goes and fiddles around with the printer, inserting her drive, and prints out something. It has a very NSFW image.)

Coworker: “Lookit this pic, someone printed!” *waves it around*

Me: “Um, I just saw you do it.”

Coworker: “IT WASN’T ME, IT WASN’T ME!” *dashes off with it*

Me: “I’m taking a break…”

(Thankfully, she work in a different department than me. I pity them.)