Unfiltered Story #56844

(The Board of Directors of our company are having a meeting, and one of the admins with a reputation for dry humour is getting tea and coffee for them. After distributing the teas, he brings in a coffee each for the incredibly sweet CEO and reputedly mean and grouchy (but actually quite sweet) CFO.)

Admin: …and finally, coffee without sugar for [CEO], as he’s sweet enough already, and coffee with sugar for [CFO], as she isn’t.

(The entire room collapsed laughing while the admin calmly walked back out straight faced. The CFO in particular found it so funny it took nearly 5 minutes for her to calm down enough for us to start the meeting!)