Unfiltered Story #56785

(I have had a string of bad luck over the last year, Fell in March 2015 and managed to rip apart my shoulder. (torn off bicep heads and rotator cuff) got that fixed in october then last week found out i somehow dislocated a bone in my foot and had to have surgery on it the next day. With my shoulder the dr was up front about telling me it would take 6 – 8 weeks to heal not so on my foot)

Me (gowned up and ready and waiting for surgery when the Doctor comes to see me) : How long will it be for this to heal?

Doctor: Since you are a smoker and have diabetes…(ponders for a moment) A long long time

Me ( glaring at him and shaking my head as he walks away to one of the nurses) : He’s an a**

Nurse: Yep!