Unfiltered Story #56736

Unfiltered | February 19, 2016

I’ve been having problems with my franking machine, so I phone my provider.

Answer message: Thank you for calling [provider]. Please listen carefully to the following options. If you are having technical issues with your franking machine, please press *1*.

Me: *presses 1*

Answer message: A technician will be with you shortly.

Me: *waits*

Answer message: Your call has been placed in a queue. The estimated wait time is approximately *28* minutes.

Me: *hangs up*