Unfiltered Story #56719

Unfiltered | February 2, 2016

(We’re doing spring cleaning in the shop. I carry something that looks like folded metal and is very heavy. Note: my boss is part of a muzzle loader club)

Me: What is this?

Boss: It’s lead.

Me: Oh, for making bullets? *I drop the lead on the table, horrified* Can I get lead poisoning just by touching this?!

Boss: You can get lead poisoning just by -looking- at it.