Unfiltered Story #56718

Canada | Unfiltered | February 1, 2016

(I’m a stage hand. The wardrobe department often uses a special, hands-free kind of flashlight called a bitelite. It works just the way it sounds–you put it in your mouth and bite down to turn it on. Note: I’m female.)

Me: Yeah, I can’t use bitelites; they make me gag.

Coworker: …there are so many jokes I could make about that.

Me: If you like that, it gets better. I’m married to a woman.

Coworker: That…is too funny!

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