Unfiltered Story #56703

Unfiltered | January 17, 2016

(My best friend and I are both English majors and like to joke that we can’t do math because of it. We also work together in a bookstore. This happens between me, my friend, and another coworker at the store)

Coworker: “Hey, what’s [fairly straightforward division question]?

Me: *shrugs* “English major.”

Friend: “English major.”

Coworker: “English major!”

Me: *laughing*

Friend: “And there’s the thing about working in a bookstore… no one can do math.”

Coworker: “Damn it! … Does anyone have a calculator?”

(We had a good laugh over that exchange. And we found a calculator and got the answer to the math question!)