Unfiltered Story #56644

(I work at a restaurant as a waitress. It is a small breakfast place so it’s just me and the cook working. There’s no one there and it is a cold morning so we are both standing by the warm stove. He decides to make himself a burger and slides it all over the grill with the spatula because he’s bored)

Me: Hopefully no vegetarians come in

Him: You mean vegans?

Me: I meant vegetarians but vegan counts too

(We talk a little bit about how we don’t know how people can be vegetarian or vegan because meat is so good)

Him: Vegetarians can s*** D***

Me: No they can’t, cause that would be meat

(He later gave me a high five from his girlfriend whom he had told)