His Students Are So Square
(My government professor is talking about congressional districts. He draws a square on the board to represent New Mexico.)
Professor: “New Mexico has three dist—”
Student: “You forgot the little notch at the bottom.”
(He adds a single notch to the southeast corner of his square.)
Professor: “New Mexico has—”
Student: “You put it on the wrong side.”
(He erases the old notch and draws a new one at the southwest corner of the state.)
Professor: “New Mex—”
Student: “Wait, there’s supposed to be one more little notch.”
(My professor erases the whole thing and draws a new rectangle.)
Professor: “Colorado has five districts…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?