Unfiltered Story #48081

Tulare, CA | Unfiltered | May 3, 2017

(My dad and I watch wrestling together, even though I’m a girl. Currently, he’s watching the Walking Dead. My mom is acting huffy because my dad didn’t answer his phone as he was talking to the neighbor. My mom goes outside to smoke a cigarette.)

Mom: “Fine, Mister I-Don’t-Answer-My-Phone.”

Dad: “You’ll get over it.”

Me: “Don’t be such a prune.” *I pause as something comes to mind.* “Don’t be a lemon.”

Dad: “Be a rosebud.”

Mom: *glares at us both before leaving.*

(My dad and I crack up.)

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