Unfiltered Story #48055

(I’m visiting my sister and her 5 young children. I needed to use the restroom before I left, and my 4 year old nephew wanted to make sure I knew where it was.)

Me: *walking into the bathroom* Thanks, (Nephew).

Nephew: You’re wel… WOW! Aunt (Myname)! Your tushie is REALLY BIG!!

Sister: (Firstname Lastname)! We do not talk about people’s body….

(I can’t hear any more as I’m laughing hysterically. When I’m done, Sister apologizes profusely, then walks away while Nephew apologizes to me.)

Nephew: I’m sorry, Aunt (Myname).

Me: It’s ok, honey, I know you were just excited and it slipped out, huh?

Nephew: Yeah…

Me: And while Aunt (Myname) thought it was funny, you don’t want to say things like that to people, because you might hurt their feelings.

Nephew: I know…

Me: And I know you don’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings, (Nephew).

Nephew: I don’t. But really, Aunt (Myname), it’s like THIS tall and like THIS wide!!!

(I made it out to my car before I doubled over laughing!)