Unfiltered Story #47991
[I and my daughter were out running some errands when she gets into a discussion that went steadily ridiculous.]
Me (exasperated): You’re going potty.
Daughter: You don’t mean it.
Me: I always mean with I say and I don’t mean what I don’t say.
Daughter: No, you don’t.
Me: Yes I do.
Daughter: No, you don’t and you know it.
Me: Okay smarty, how do you say that?
Daughter: Well you keep telling me you look forward to me getting married and getting out of the house. And I know you don’t mean it. Which means you don’t always mean what you say. Which means I am not potty. So there.
Me: …..
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?