Unfiltered Story #47991

India | Unfiltered | January 15, 2017

[I and my daughter were out running some errands when she gets into a discussion that went steadily ridiculous.]

Me (exasperated): You’re going potty.

Daughter: You don’t mean it.

Me: I always mean with I say and I don’t mean what I don’t say.

Daughter: No, you don’t.

Me: Yes I do.

Daughter: No, you don’t and you know it.

Me: Okay smarty, how do you say that?

Daughter: Well you keep telling me you look forward to me getting married and getting out of the house. And I know you don’t mean it. Which means you don’t always mean what you say. Which means I am not potty. So there.

Me: …..

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