Unfiltered Story #47966

(I’m leaving for Ireland in a week. It’s my first trip going somewhere where I don’t know anybody, plus I’m going alone. I’m talking to my mom about it. Note, I’m the youngest and my sister has just married a German man.)

Me: I can’t wait. I’ll meet interesting people, from all over the world! Maybe I’ll even meet a guy.

Mom: Just don’t go bringing home an Irishman. There are enough Irish males in your dad’s family.

Me: …I could bring home another German, like Jenny did.

Mom: No…that’s ok. One German son-in-law is enough for me.

(I didn’t end up bringing any guys home, but I DID meet a lot of interesting people! And yes, from all over the world!)