Unfiltered Story #47958

colombo, sri lanka | Unfiltered | December 8, 2016

( I’m babysitting my niece. I met her for the first time and we became friends in no time and I thought she was really adorable and very well mannered until…)

Niece: Uncle?

Me: Yes?

Niece: How old are you?

Me: 25. How old are you?

Niece: I’m 13. Do you have a girlfriend?

Me: No.

Niece: Why?

Me: *thinking to say something nice and simple* Because I didn’t find anyone nice for me.

Niece: I have a magic for that.

Me: Really? So tell me your little magical trick. What is it?

Niece: Its very easy and quick. All you have to do is keep your phone in your pocket and take a walk down the road while taking a good look around you. You won’t believe there are so many beautiful people out there.

Me: …

Niece: Do you know why [My younger brother] has a girlfriend?

Me: Because he met her somewhere and fell in love?

Niece: Yes. the reason it happened because I threw his phone in the sea few months ago when he was fired from his job and then he spent time with us actually interacting and going out. We got to know each other and you know what? My uncle is very kind I like him. its [My younger sister]’s turn now. I want to know her more…more than her name and age. *goes back to her work like nothing happened*

( For the first time in my life I couldn’t come up with an answer. And yes few weeks later my sister ‘lost’ her phone.)

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